I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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my vag is so smooth its legendary
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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