Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Come on in and take your pants off
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