farters have to be the big spoon...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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