people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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