i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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