OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
vagina is talking i cant
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize