Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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