We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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