shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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