Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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