he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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