If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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