Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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