I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I need a burrito and a hug.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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