Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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