How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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