all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
