Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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