You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My penis needs a shock collar
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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