Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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