dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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