this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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