Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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