Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she peed on how many people?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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