One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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