Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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