I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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