She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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