but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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