road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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