and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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