You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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