Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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