chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
