I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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