i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
