Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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