I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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