Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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