I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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