Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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