i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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