what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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