Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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