he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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