I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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