no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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