I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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