She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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