So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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