I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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