just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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