you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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