well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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