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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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