Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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