Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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