If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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